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Anenome (n): someone who hates you (David Watts)
Arrest (n): short break (Charlie Kennedy)
Copy (n): cloned police officer (Tim Shulz)
Delay (v): to insert an egg in a chicken (Tim Shulz)
Digest (n): mocking mortality (Charlie Kennedy)
Hermit (n): lady's glove (Jon Muller)
Nightingale (n): after-dark hurricane (Tim Shulz)
Passing (n): male voice choir (David Watts)
Perjury (n): a dozen cats passing judgement (Jon Muller)
Quarter (excl): I have arrested a female person (Charlie Kennedy)
Shitsu (n): dog that can do massage (Nancy Sutcliffe)
Silicone (n): foolish pointed shape (Jon Muller)
Spin (n): his password (David Watts)
Tango (n): a quick sun-bed session (Charlie Kennedy)
Trifle (n): filling three-course meal (Charlie Kennedy)

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