Peculiarly bad, Passion Play stars Mickey Rourke as Nate Poole, a jazz musician on the run from a gangster (Bill Murray) who comes across a carnival and falls for its prize attraction, the winged “Bird Woman” Lily (Megan Fox). A ridiculously slow-paced plot, wooden acting and a complete lack of humour all conspire to make this one of the worst films we’ve seen in a long time. You have to assume the title is meant to be ironic since the one thing Passion Play lacks more than anything else is passion.